New work out swag? Hell yes!

So watching a friend on YouTube talk about her P90X journey really freaking inspired me! She was talking about why you should get new workout clothes. A reason to go buy MYSELF something? How could I argue that? I mean, I am a new journey for MYSELF, so it seemed fitting. I ran out the door and bought some gray workout pants and a hot pink Camille along with a pink sports bra, I like pink deal with it!  
So I get home and try the shit on... I.look like some squeezed a basketball in to a pink and gray latex glove!! WTF? I thought this was supposed to make me feel sexy while working out? No I feel like a someone is going to hunt me to to make cosmetics out of my blubber!! Whatever, see that extra fat roll I had no clue about will give me more motivation. So if you see a porkloin wrapped in a pink condom running down the street, smile and wave!
     So I weighed myslef. Ugh 32 pounds above pregnancy with my youngest! Which means 11 pounds above my normal! WTF? why am I gaining weight when all I do is eat shit food and sit around. It doesn't make sense. ;)  so yeah I want to lose a total of 80 pounds? No big deal, right?!?! Oh shit! Here goes nothing. Weigh in next Saturday.